1、钥匙圈是非常实用的小工具，它可以让你一次把所有钥匙都丢光。
Keyring is a very practical tool, it can let you lose all the keys at one time.
2、如果十年后你未嫁，我未娶，那我们真的太惨了，太惨了。
If you don't marry and I don't marry ten years later, then we are really miserable and miserable.
3、世界上会有很多出人意料的事，比如你以为我会举个例子。
There will be many unexpected things in the world, such as you think I will give an example.
4、我知道有人一直在等着我，等着看我的笑话，等着吧，我还有很多笑话。
I know someone is waiting for me, waiting to see my jokes, waiting, I have a lot of jokes.
5、喜欢一个人太累了，所以我要喜欢十个。
It's too tired to like one person, so I want to like ten.
6、一直忘不了我前男友，因为他欠我钱。
I can't forget my ex because he owes me money.
7、我想早恋，但已经晚了。
I want to fall in love, but it's too late.
8、烦，天天失眠，自己都睡不好，怎么睡别人。
Trouble, insomnia everyday, oneself sleep bad, how to sleep others.
9、现在年纪大了，不敢用可爱的宝宝当头像了，怕别人以为是我生的。
Now I'm old, I dare not use my lovely baby as my head portrait. I'm afraid others think it's my baby.
10、年纪轻轻的我就已经把事业和爱情取得了平衡，都没有。
At a young age, I have made a balance between career and love. none.
11、我最好的两个朋友吵架了，无论我怎么劝，她们都不肯打起来。
My two best friends quarreled, and no matter how much I tried to persuade them, they refused to fight.
12、现在的年轻人，经常把没钱挂在嘴边，其实根本没必要，你不说别人也能看出来。
Nowadays, young people often talk about having no money, but it is not necessary at all, and others can see it without saying it.
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