英语小故事短文
Teacher:Why
are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着学校----慢行.
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with
the money I gave you yesterday?
I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.
You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two
cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?
She is the one who sells the candy.
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy
was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now,
he asked, What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?
Well, my son, his father replied, look, there are standing
two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.
But, dad, the boy said, there's only ONE
policeman!
醉酒
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?”
“唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”
急需!英语短篇故事
一、 Smoking no good One day,an old man went to see the doctor.The doctor examined him and said,Medicine won't help you. You must have a complete rest. Go to a quietcountry for a month,go to bed early,drink milk,walk a lot,and smoke just one cigar a day. Amonth lator the man came to the doctor again.How are you?said the doctor,I'm glad to see you again.You look much yongger.Oh!Doctor I feel quite well now,said the man.I had a good rest .I went to bed early.I drank a lot af milk.I walked a lot.Your advice certainly helped me.But you told me to smoke one cigar a day,and that one cigar a day almost killed me at first.It's joke to start smoking at my age 二、 The most important thing in one's life is have a good friend and to be a good friend.To be a good friend first we must learn how to care about others,then we shoud try(our best) to help him.But we also should have some friends.And we can't tell lie's.That is what we shoould do to be a good friend.and to be a good child.As a good child we also can't tell lie's not only to our friends but also to everybody.If we can do that we must be a good student.