1、我是小熊饼干，爱吃小区保安
I’m a bear cookie. I love community security
2、你牛你牛你最牛，踩着板凳上月球。
You are the best. Step on the bench and go to the moon.
3、干啥啥不行，吃饭第一名。
You can’t do anything. First place for dinner.
4、小猪小猪胖嘟嘟，吃完就睡呼噜噜。
Piggy piggy is fat and sleeps after eating.
5、天南地北四条街，打听打听谁是爹。
Four blocks apart. Ask who is Dad.
6、百因必有果，暴富叫上我。
A hundred causes will bear fruit, and sudden wealth will call me.
7、不笑运气变差，一笑脸就变大。
If you don’t laugh, your luck gets worse, and your smiling face gets bigger.
8、横看成岭侧成峰，帅哥都是我老公。
Looking at the side of the mountain into a peak, handsome guys are my husband。
9、爱情小飞机，谁撞谁懵逼。
Love small plane, who hit who ignorant force.
10、要想生活有质量，天天都吃麻辣烫。
If you want to have quality of life, eat spicy hot every day.
11、我这野马不识归途，但你这小人我必须铲除。
I don’t know the way home, but I must eradicate you.
12、鸡蛋鸭蛋荷包蛋，不爱我是小笨蛋。
Eggs, duck eggs, poached eggs, don’t love me, I’m a little fool.
13、奶茶一杯开心加倍，奶茶两杯体重翻倍。
One cup of milk tea doubles happiness, and two cups of milk tea double weight.
14、天灵灵，地灵灵，再瘦十斤，肯定行。
Heaven and earth work properly. If you lose another ten kilograms, you’ll be fine.
15、空气力气缺氧气，我是图图小淘气。
Air, strength, lack of oxygen. I’m Tutu, naughty boy.
16、跟着大哥混，三天饿九顿。
I’m hungry for nine meals in three days.
17、肚子胖胖，生活旺旺。
Fat belly, prosperous life.
18、草莓牛奶甜甜圈，云朵中间转圈圈。
Strawberry milk doughnut, circle in the middle of the clouds.
19、你早起我早起，老子就是了不起。
You get up early, I get up early, I’m great.
20、初恋无限好，只是挂的早。
First love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.
21、散会散会 ，我啥都不会。
Break up, break up, I can’t do anything.
22、小嘴一歪，立刻卖乖。
A crooked mouth, immediately sell a good boy.
23、日出江花红胜火，易烊千玺只爱我。
The sun rises, the river flowers bloom, the fire is red, Yiyang Qianxi only loves me.
24、看了为啥不点赞，欲擒故纵招数烂。
Why don’t you like it? Hard to get is bad.